EzineArticles.com adds 8 new categories

EzineArticles.com, the granddaddy of article directory websites, has just issued a call for articles in 8 new categories:

  1. Real Estate Law
  2. Timeshares
  3. Sleep & Snoring
  4. Ergonomics
  5. Pain Management
  6. Financial Aid
  7. Psychic
  8. Paranormal
     

If you’re an author, speaker or expert on any of those topics, or hundreds of others, start submitting your articles. 

During a teleseminar I conducted several years ago on “How to Write How-to Articles for Newspapers, Magazines & Trade Journals,” I explained that a simple 500- or 600-word article is one of the best ways for experts to promote themselves.

Don’t forget the most important part of the article: the author resource box at the end that lets readers know how to contact you. Now start writing.

Why most Oprah fans need an ebook on how to pitch

Women’s Wear Daily says the staff at “O, the Oprah Magazine” isn’t pleased with Susan Harrow’s new ebook ”Get into O Magazine.” And WWD doesn’t seem to be either, based on this review.

But reviewer Amy Wicks doesn’t present a very convincing argument. Some of Susan’s “secrets,” she says, are “relatively commonsensical topics” that anyone can learn just by picking up the magazine, or referring to the “O” editorial calendar. 

And she objects to the ebook’s “eyebrow-raising price” of $197. Instead, she suggests that people pay $18 for a one-year subscription to the magazine and learn essentially what’s in the ebook.

If only it were that easy.

If Amy could sit at my desk for just one week, taking phone calls and answering emails from people who are desperate to either get onto Oprah’s TV show or into her magazine, she’d understand why Susan wrote the ebook. Most people who contact me:

—Can’t pitch their idea convincingly in less than 15 seconds

—Have topics that Oprah or her audience wouldn’t care about

—Don’t know what an editorial calendar is

—Lack experience in front of a TV camera  

—Don’t understand how big magazines like “O” operate

—Can’t afford publicists who know how to play the game

Some people who want to get into “O” even admit they haven’t read it.  

That’s why the market is flooded with teleseminars, CDs and tapes, ebooks, transcripts, boot camps and coaching programs on how to get onto “Oprah,” other national TV and radio talk shows, and into top-tier newspapers and magazines like “O” and even Women’s Wear Daily.

Much of the material in Susan’s book, including strategies used by various publicists on how they got their clients into the magazine, are indeed secrets that most people don’t know about. If they weren’t secrets, then magazine editors wouldn’t complain about pesky people who don’t know how to pitch.   

The editors at “O” ought to be sending Susan Harrow thank-you notes.

Full disclosure: I earn commission for selling Susan’s ebook and other people’s publicity products, but I refer my readers only to those that I can stand behind 100 percent. I also read Susan’s ebook before I promoted it.    

Publicity galore for Wacky Warning Label contest

I heard a really fun morning drive-time radio interview with Bob Dorigo Jones on a Milwaukee radio station.

He’s the author of the new book “Remove Child Before Folding: The 101 Stupidest, Silliest and Wackiest Warning Labels Ever.” It reminded me to remind you that fun contests are almost guaranteed to generate publicity.

Bob is also president of the Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, a group that calls attention to the way frivolous product liability lawsuits have created a need for common-sense warnings on products. Each year, the group sponsors the Wacky Warning Label Contest, the inspiration for Bob’s new book. (The title is actually one of the winning warning labels in the early years of the contest.) The grand prize winner receives $500 and a copy of the book.

I called Bob yesterday morning and asked him how much publicity the book has generated. He told me was a guest on about 25 radio shows within the last three weeks, including four interviews on the BBC.

“Fox & Friends” invited him on the show, and was also scheduled to be on the “Today” show. But he was bumped when the show interviewed Donald Trump instead.

Even so, that’s a very impressive publicity campaign.

By the way, Bob Wilkinson of Northville, Michigan won the $500 grand prize for 2006 for submitting this label he found on the side of a washing machine: “Do not put any person in this washer.”

Top 150 marketing blogs in U.S.

One of the best ways to generate publicity is to create a ”Top 10″ list.

But if you want to start a real buzz online, make the list a lot longer. For example, how about choosing the best bloggers in your area of expertise? PR/marketing blogger Todd Andrlik’s “Top 150 Marketing Blogs” list shows how to do it.

I like five things about this list:

—Bloggers like me who are on the list (this blog is Number 104) are blogging about it. That’s 150 bloggers who will be eager to give him publicity. That’s in addition to all the other bloggers who don’t blog about marketing or PR but whose readers are interested in the topics. 

—In addition to all that publicity, his blog gets dozens of inbound links, which improve the page ranking.

—The neat, easy-to-read list presented in table format.

—An explanation of the multimetric algorithm he used for the rankings. 

—The nifty “Power 150″ logo, available at his blog in a variety of sizes. What a great branding tool. He’s encouraging bloggers like me who made the list to post the logo in the margin on our blogs. Exposure for him and more credibility for us.

I didn’t  know about the list until I read an item about it this morning at David Meerman Scott’s Web Ink Now blog. Thanks, David. 

Press release, marketing buzzwords to banish forever

Blogger and former journalist David Meerman Scott, who I interviewed several months ago on “The New Rules for Press Releases,” has written about banishing gobbledygook and buzzwords from press releases.

I thought of him this morning when I opened the press release from The Creative Group, a California firm that surveyed advertsing and marketing execs about the most annoying and overused buzzwords in marketing campaigns.

Here’s their list:

—“Outside the box”

—“The big idea”

—“Synergy”

—“ROI”

—“Paradigm shift”

—“Strategy”

—“Integrated solution”

—“CRM” (Customer relationship management)

—“Customer-centric”

—“Voice of the customer”

—“Critical mass”

—“Make it pop”

—“Break through the clutter”

—“Take it to the next level”

—“Innovation”

—“Free value”

—“Organic growth”

—“Low-hanging fruit”

—“It is what it is”

OK, Hounds, what buzzwords drive you crazy? Feel free to add yours to this list.