Goodie bag, promo opps listed at ProfNet blog

Authors, have you written a book that would be the perfect goodie bag item for a man or woman who has just gone through a divorce and will be attending a divorce party April 4 in Fort Lauderdale?

Publicists or celebrity agents, do you have an up-and-coming young female celebrity client to endorse and be actively involved with a tween and teen website and jewelry line? If so, Heart of Gold wants to know.

Those are just a few of the promotional opportunities listed at PRNewswire’s ProfNet Post blog. Subscribe to the RSS feed to stay atop opps like these.

Associated Press hires 21 writers to cover celebrities

CelebrityPublicityNewspapers are headed for extinction, but celebrity news has never been more in demand.

The Associated Press wire service is hiring 21 writers this year, spread across Los Angeles, New York and London, says Nikki Finke’s Deadline Hollywood Daily blog.

It’s also cold comfort that AP insists its new separate entertainment vehicle is “not about gossip, unnamed sources and innuendo or about ‘peephole’ journalism with AP photographers becoming paparazzi.” Instead, the wire service claims it’s just giving its members what they want “in an area of growing interest” because it “makes good business sense.”

If the AP covers a story, it will send it to hundreds of its member papers. So there’s a big advantage to getting into an AP story. The push for more celebrity news is a great chance for experts to piggyback onto it. 

Debra Holtzman does just that. She’s an author and child safety expert and keeps a close eye on celebrity news. When she sees a celebrity putting a child at risk, or announcing a pregnancy or adoption, she responds by writing press releases.

For example, when Madonna and her husband, Guy Ritchie, decided to adopt a baby boy, Debra wrote a press release headlined Madonna and Guy’s Perfect Baby Room for David, with tips on how to create a safe nursery. She has received lots of coverage from top-tier publications as a result of her press releases.

What kind of celebrity news can you piggyback onto? (See “Special Report #50: How to Piggyback onto Celebrity News to Promote Your Product, Service, Cause or Issue.”)

How can publicists promote a book about identical twins?

Publicity Hound Sharon Dotson of Houston, Texas writes:

“I am working with two other publicists to promote identical twins Anabel Stenzel and Isabel Stenzel Byrnes, 35, of Redwood City, CA, who between them have survived three lung transplants.

“Half Japanese and half-German, the sisters were born with cystic fibrosis and were not expected to live to adulthood, yet they have defied the odds.  Cystic fibrosis is rare in people of Asian descent, and as daughters of a Japanese mother, their risk was supposed to be minuscule.  Their father, a German physicist who loved statistics, calculated the odds when the twins were diagnosed with CF as infants: he and his wife had a 1 in 200 chance having identical twins, and the odds of having half-Japanese twins with CF were roughly 1 in 1.8 billion.

“Their recently-published autobiography, ‘The Power of Two: A Twin Triumph over Cystic Fibrosis’ has been well-received with small mentions in People, Publishers Weekly and USA Today.  Last month, Reuters published a very nice feature on the Stenzels.

“Our job is to pitch national shows including Ellen, Rachael Ray, Montel, Oprah and the 700 Club.  We also pitched half-Japanese Today show host Ann Curry.  Other news hooks are Donate Life Month, Cystic Fibrosis Awareness Month and in July, the U.S. Transplant Games where the Stenzel twins will be among those competing.

“Thus far, we’ve scored zero on big-time TV shows.  We’re aiming high, but we’re sure Anabel and Isabel have a message that could knock the socks off a broad segment of the media.  Do you think your Publicity Hounds could throw in some new ideas?

Explain how to find a lost dog or a lost (fill in the blank)

Bogie asleepI lost my dog, Bogie, on Sunday night while taking her for a walk in a residential neighborhood about a mile from our home—shortly after sunset, with temperatures in the 20s and falling fast.

It was trash day the next day on the street where we were walking. When she brushed up against a trash bag filled with empty glass bottles, it tipped over, spooked her, and she bolted.

The retractable leash that flew out of my hand went bump-bump-bumping against the pavement behind her, making our 10-month old German Short-haired Pointer think somebody was chasing her. To make matters worse, the metal hook at the end of the leash was hitting the pavement and creating huge sparks as she bolted down the street. 

My commands to “heel” were useless. She just kept running. 

Frantic, I called Bill. He called the police department, and then drove to the neighborhood to help find her. In separate cars, we drove up and down all the streets for more than two hours.

That got me thinking. How the heck do you find a lost dog at night?

Plan A: Ditch the car and hoof it through the neighborhood all night, calling her name and whistling twice through my fingers, the code she knows means ”get back here right now.” That’s what I do when I walk her off leash at the park in a safe rural area. She always comes back to me when she hears me whistle.

Plan B: Call the vet. I called our vet’s emergency phone number and asked her how to find a lost dog at night. She told me to call the police and to notify people in the neighborhood the next day. She reassured me that dogs have a surprising ability to stay warm even in cold wather. Her own dog disappeared for three weeks in January in Wisconsin’s sub-zero temperatures and somehow managed to find its way home unharmed.

About an hour after I called the vet, as we were searching, I devised Plan C:

Canvass the neighborhood the next day with bright yellow “Lost Dog” flyers. Include her photo. Post the flyers all over town. Then place a classified ad in the local weekly newspaper and on Craigslist. (See my article “Craigslist: A valuable publicity tool.”)

I don’t ever remember seeing a list of tips anywhere on how to find a lost dog, or how to walk a dog so it doesn’t run away while I’m walking it.  Vets, humane societies, pet supply stores and anybody whose business or organization deals with pets should be offering these kinds of tips to the media, in articles and in blog posts.

Other Publicity Hounds can generate coverage by piggybacking onto the ”how to find a lost (fill in the blank)” theme.

Telecommunications companies: What should people do if they lose their cell phones?

Accountants: What if people lose the file where they’ve been stashing papers to hand over to you at tax time?

Police departments and mall management companies, how can people find lost cars at the mall? What about lost children?

Most of you can think of an idea along these lines. When you do, consider writing a tip sheet on “9 ways to find a lost (fill in the blank).” See “Special Report #16: How to Write Tip sheets That Catch the Media’s Attention.”)   

So here I am on a cold Sunday night, trying to devise Plan D when the cell phone rings. It’s the sheriff’s department, telling us that a pastor at a nearby church found Bogie ”chained” to his garbage dumpster. But he didn’t know if she’d bite, and he wouldn’t get close enough to her to see that she wasn’t chained. Rather, her leash got caught on the bottom of the dumpster. All she could do was jump up and down and bark.

On the two-minute drive to the church, I was sobbing, promising myself to never be so stupid again.

We brought her home, put her in the bathtub to wash the blood off her feet and dried her with warm towels. She pranced off to bed, right into her kennel, where she slept the entire night and most of yesterday.   

I’m still puzzled. What should I have done differently? How do you walk a dog so it can’t get away from you? The retractable leash doesn’t seem to solve the problem. And how do you find a lost dog or cat in the dark?

Tips, anyone?  

Sploggers bring traffic, so why the complaining?

Shocked woman at computer screenSome of you are still grumbling about finding your blog posts, articles and other material on junk websites, junk blogs and other stange-looking web pages that don’t seem to have a common theme or reason for being there.

People who steal your material are called sploggers. A splog (spam blog) is a fake blog created solely to promote affiliated websites, with the intent of skewing search results and artificially boosting traffic.

Some splogs are written like long-winded ads for the websites they promote. Others have no original content, featuring either nonsense or content stolen from authentic websites like yours. Splogs include huge numbers of links to the websites in question to fool programs that search the Web for sites to index. 

The first question people ask me is, “How get I get my material off those sites?”

When I find my content at these sites, I ignore it and concentrate instead on all the other things I can do to bring even more traffic to my website. (See “Special Report #17: Powerful Ways to Promote Your Website to Draw Traffic & Boost Sales”). Instead of wasting hours of your time trying to get these sites closed down, you should ignore it too. Here’s why:

—These sites can pull traffic back to your own website or blog. One top Internet marketer I know checks his web stats and estimates that up to 5 percent of his traffic comes from these junk sites.

—Most sploggers keep links intact. About nine of every 10 sploggers who steal my content by subscribing to my RSS feed at this blog, or at “The Publicity Hound’s Tips of the Week” archives,  include the links to products and services I promote at my website, and to the links of other people’s products and services I sell for a commission.

—It could take you days to get one of these sites closed down. As soon as you do, they’ll be back up, using another server. 

When some of my content started showing up at porn sites, which are also splogs, I almost got sick to my stomach. I quickly consulted with other Internet marketers I respect and they all told me to ignore the problem. Those sites, they pointed out, might be bringing traffic, too. And some of that traffic might include buyers. 

Even more reason to ignore it.