Publicity lessons from a first-place speech on farts

 

When sixth-grader Sophie Paterson of New Zealand announced that farting was the topic of her speech during a speech competition last fall, the audience snapped to attention.

With her younger brother, Ben, nearby, ready to hold up diagrams that further explained her topic, Sophie launched into her speech:

sophie paterson

Hi. Today I’m going to talk to you about farts.
 
Some people think farts are rude and some people think farts are funny, like me.
   
Farting is a fact of life. Everybody farts. I think farts are hilarious.
 
The Queen farts, superstars fart and I fart. We will fart until the day we die.  And apparently a person can still fart after death!
   
 
You can read the entire fart speech, which was printed in her local newspaper, along with a story under the headline, “Ripper of a speech blasts competition.”
 

Most of the time, when friends email me things like this, I try to ignore them. But I couldn’t resist looking at this one. As I read Sophie’s speech, I struck by how many lessons it offers for authors, speakers, writers and others who want publicity. Here are the lessons I found buried in her winning speech on farting:   
   

1. Get outside your comfort zone.

Write about, speak about, and be passionate about topics that are controversial, prickly or yucky. A sixth-grader can certainly muster a lot more enthusiasm for the topic of farting than you and I could, but she not only loves the topic, she embraces it. 
     
     
2. Use visuals.

Whether you’re speaking from the platform, writing ebooks, hosting webinars, or writing press releases, visuals make words come alive. I don’t know what the diagrams looked like on the cards that Sophie’s little brother held up in front of the audience, but I’ll bet they were a scream.     
   
   
3.  Use lists. 

Sophie’s Top 10 list of animals that fart was educational. And priceless. I love how she included “Zebras and my pony Free” in the Number 3 spot.
   
   
 4. Use statistics.

Who knew that the average person farts 14 times a day, expels a half liter of gas, or that hydrogern sulphide is the compound that makes them stink?

Statistics give your topic perspective. The Internet makes it easy to obtain statistics on any topic, within seconds. 
   
   
5.  End with a funny poem:

A fart can be useful
It gives the body ease,
It warms the bed in winter
And suffocates the fleas. 

Did you see any other lessons in her first-place speech about farts?  

Nice year-end gift for your clients and more tweets

Here are my Top 10 tweets from this past week, great for retweeting! If you missed these, follow me on Twitter.

Prevent the “lago effect” from dooming your CEO who tries to “help” during a crisis. http://paper.li/clayedwardspr/pr-pros-paper

How Restaurants Are Using Social Media to Their Advantage. http://tinyurl.com/8xbuyuo

How to Use Great Testimonials, Once You Get Them. http://ow.ly/8b2LS

Get Blog Results for Business | Writing On The Web by Patsi Krakoff, The Blog Squad | Writing On The Web. http://tinyurl.com/7dzodzr

Top 50 Women Entrepreneur Experts to Follow on Twitter. http://ow.ly/8dj2U

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5 clever uses of LinkedIn’s brand new “group polls” feature. http://ow.ly/8dkJL

5-part strategy for cashing in on content and social media marketing in 2012. http://ow.ly/8dTU6

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Fast Company tips and other tweets from this past week

twitter birdHere are my Top 10 tweets from this past week, great for retweeting! If you missed these, follow @PublicityHound on Twitter.

Twitter and Facebook tips for food trucks.  http://ow.ly/7MOeO RT@mysurveyexpert #foodtrucks

Are women in PR just grown up “mean girls”? Weigh in athttp://ow.ly/7LXGe

Want a story in Fast Company? Writer says you must answer these 4 questions first: http://ow.ly/7LaI1

How to bait your hook for retweets. http://ow.ly/7JrsU

Why You Can’t Read a Kindle During Take-off—4 Theories.http://ow.ly/7IWGf

7 reasons to embrace nasty comments at your blog.http://ow.ly/7HZZI #blogging

10 types of writer’s block and how to overcome them.http://ow.ly/7HdpL #writingtips

Top 15 tech bloggers and tweeters in 2011. (PR people, save this list.) http://ow.ly/7JS8m

Pitching journalists? Google their name. You’ll find valuable tidbits you can weave into yr pitch. #publicity

Website traffic shouldn’t be the goal of your blog. [I disagree! Read my comment] http://ow.ly/7MO6R #seo #blogs

Cool PR finds & other tweets from this past week

Publicity Hound on TwitterHere are my Top 10 tweets from this past week, great for retweeting! If you missed these, follow me on Twitter.
    
How to improve your Facebook marketing for the holidays
http://ow.ly/7DjbU 
     
    
50 tools that can help you write
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The care and feeding of the press: Super tips from the Internet Press Guild
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Publicity Tip: Contact a media outlet that already covered you & suggest a “follow up story” to the original one
     
    
6 tips for making your press release Twitter-friendly
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Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. ~William Arthur Ward
     
     
10 words that can help or hurt your click-through rate on Twitter.
http://ow.ly/7xNfu RT @DanZarrella [Testing is powerful]
    
    
Social bookmarking tips to pull traffic to your blog or website
http://ow.ly/7BzRk

      
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6 ways to help people find your press releases
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Nonprofit Marketing Tip: Explain all 9 ways people can donate

wikipedia logo for nonprofit marketing and publicityDoes your nonprofit tell visitors at your website all the ways they can donate?

During the webinar I hosted yesterday on nonprofit marketing, PR and publicity with nonprofit marketing expert Sandy Rees, one of the participants asked if she should include a “Donate” button on every page of her agency’s website.

Uh, of course, we answered. (No-brainer.)

I wish I had seen the “Ways to Give” page at the Wikimedia Foundation’s website, which I just stumbled across this afternoon. That’s the nonprofit that operates Wikipedia, the world’s mammoth online encyclopedia.

It lists these nine ways to give:

  1. Credit card or Paypal
      
  2. Via regular mail
      
  3. Monthly recurring giving
      
  4. Stock donation
      
  5. Direct deposit
      
  6. Combined Federal Campaign
      
  7. Corporate Matching Gift
      
  8. Moneybookers
      
  9. Payroll deductions

Especially helpful are the detailed instructions. Brilliant! Nonprofits could link to a list like this from the end of articles they write, from blog posts or from press releases.  

What other ways can your donors give? And how do you let them know?